January 13th, 2007

Porsche and a Taxi

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Now who does that taxi think it is? How dare it go on top of that beautiful Porsche? Doesn’t it know there are certain classes in society, and a taxi is definitely not in the same as a Porsche? What can I say, today’s taxis, arrogant. Oh, what’s that? The Porsche drove underneath it? It was the Porches fault? Didn’t see that coming. Shame on you Porsche! I’m disgusted. To use your power for this kind of stuff… Just make sure your driver is alright - unless he knew about this.

December 9th, 2006

Crashed Porsche

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This nice Porsche obviously got T-boned for some unknown reason. Porsche-drivers are probably the most dangerous ones, since the majority of crashes with these upper class cars, involve Porsches. I don’t think this innocent car is the reason, so I assume the drivers can’t handle it right. Or simply are too arrogant and have their ego boosted up just because they drive I Porsche.

December 9th, 2006

Cars Collide due to Pheasant

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Guess three times what car this is. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. I don’t blame you cause it’s in such bad shape you almost can’t see it as an Porsche 911. The driver of it collided going 65 mph with a truck going 55 mph, which explains the picture. What caused this crash was a pheasant that flew by the Porsches windshield, making the driver enter the oncoming lane. Stories where humans die to save animals are always tragic, although this time no fatalities occured.

December 4th, 2006

Kid Crashes Old Porsche Near IKEA

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This is a historical place, because the crash you see is near the first IKEA opened in the world. Other than that, the accident happened with the usual arrogant thinking of a kid. It took this 1985 Porsche 944 and tried to handle it. Of course a Porsche is a Porsche, even if it’s from all the way back to 1985. So the kid couldn’t manage the power and ended up crashing, 150 meters from the first IKEA.

December 4th, 2006

Porsche Becomes Blind After Crash

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This ol’ pirate is a brand new 2005 Porsche Carrera GT. When it crashed it had only 2,000 miles on the odometer, which actually is nothing for a car like this. There’s no information on how it crashed, but hopefully it didn’t hurt the engine and important parts. Maybe it just lost its eye, I mean, it can use the other one if it still got a brain… Btw, have I stated what I think of this car in good shape? Only one word - love.

December 2nd, 2006

Porsche 911 Crashed a Tree

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This must be one of my favorite pictures so far. I mean look at this beautiful Porsche 911, you can guess your way to what happened! Obviously it hit a tree, a hard one since it left a clear trace behind it. And you wanna know the fun part? The owner had just paid $350 to replace the speakers. I don’t think he’ll need them after this. After all, what’s $350 when you’ve lost a $122,000 car? Unfortunate and once again, a waste of nice cars.

December 2nd, 2006

Porsche 911 Crash due to Dirt

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This dear Porsche 911 hit some of that evil dirt and crashed into a pole. But of course it didn’t end at the pole, cause it bounced up and down few times before remaining totally still. It somehow feels like pole and rolling is connected in a weird way. Like, if you hit a pole you must roll around few times before stopping. Maybe it’s the nature’s answer to car pollution. And maybe my fantasy is wider than it should.

November 26th, 2006

Porsche Becomes Garbage

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What is this? Is it a car? In matter of fact, even though it looks like a collection of old steel, it’s a 1997 Porsche 911. It hit some dirt and lost control into a pole. These poles seem to be the car’s worst enemy! But of course this didn’t happen by the car only hitting the pole, cause afterwards it bounced off and the car started rolling several times. This proves once again that seatbelts can do miraculous things. Look at the picture and understand there’s no way the two passengers would survive this without them.